Well. You found it.

You really looked, clicked past all the surface-level stuff, and here you are. I could applaud the effort, but let’s be honest: this page isn’t a reward. It’s more like the end of the line. Or the beginning of a different one. Doesn’t really matter. You probably came here looking for something—answers, a secret, a hidden gem buried in the back end of a website. I get it. The whole “maybe this is where things get interesting” impulse. That’s what brought you here, and that’s what’s going to make you click one of these options. It’s funny, though, because you’re probably expecting some kind of payoff. Here’s a spoiler: there isn’t one. There’s nothing behind these doors that’s going to make your life better, simpler, or more interesting. It’s just two choices, and both lead somewhere strange. Nothing you can put a label on. Nothing you can explain away. But since you made it this far, I’ll offer you the choice anyway. Just don’t say I didn’t warn you.